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Jokes SMSNewly married couple were coming on a motor cycle after a night show.
On the way when he saw two lights far away, he told his wife "see there are two motor cycles are coming parrellel, i am going to pass between them. And he did. The next day he wake up in a hospital and said "stupid, there was a motorcycle rider came in the center with out light".

Then his wife from the next bed said, "My darling,they were not motocycles, it was a bulldozer, with two head lights and you hit it direct.


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