Funny SMS

• swollow the whole fruit. One looser was swallowing a pineapple with bleeding mouth and laughing, asked why, he told there is a fellow waiting with Jack fruit and if he loses?

• Small monkey on a lone pole surrounded by jackals, how will escape?
  You don't know?

If this big monkey don't know,how the small monkey will know?

• Pal 1:Quick, am in a quiz competition,
  How many wheel have a three wheelar?

Pal 2:3

Pal 1:Stupid, I asked for steering wheel?

Angry man:I am married to a monkey.

Friend:Then your son must be a real monkey!

A.Man:Why?

Friend:Just now your wife passed this way and said to me that she got married to a monkey