Funny SMS

How can I become a superstar?.

Give me enough money I will Send enough SMS.

In midnight, work shift finished man used to throw his shoes on the wall with frasturation with big bangs. Next house man warned him, any more sound in the night will shoot him. One day he throw one after thought about the gun, silently removed the other and went to sleep. After one hour there was a knock on the door, when opened next house man was there and said throw the other shoe, so I can go to sleep.

Am waiting for one hour.

• One day a monkey got little drunk and went infront of the Lion and asked, Hi who is the king of this Forest?

Lion gave a smash on the back of the monkey and it went on reeling.

After manging himself the monkey came back to the Lion and said, If you don't know say me don't know, but don't kick on me.