Funny SMS

A funeral procession was on the way followed by a smiling woman with a dog. behind that woman were hundreds of women were going in que. When asked why all this women are going behind that woman in the procession, nothing the dead was the woman's mother in law. She was killed by the dog. So the people in the Que all who have mother in laws, are waiting to get the dog in order to their homes.

• A neighbor asked a small girl, can a python swallow a human. The girl said
  yes, i know Mr.Perera was departed the world that way. The neighbor said it

was impossible. The girl said, when I go to Heaven I will sort it with

Mr.Perera. Then the neighbor said, if Mr.perera is not gone to Heaven? The girl said without missing a beat, you will sort it out when you go to Hell.