Funny SMS

• Calender thief got 12 months. Two wheeler thief got two years. Three wheeler thief got 3 years. 4 wheel thief got 4 years and the train rober got life.(countless wheels?)

• Darling my last SMS. Cell to Hell and the bill to you.

• Head of the country was looking for an assistant, question was 1+1 how much. Best answered was selected. His answer was, Sir how much you say that is the total.

• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Disco.

• Police asked the speeding motorist why he was going so fast?

Want to reach my mechanic before he leave, to repair my brakes.

• How many wheels do have a 4 whell drive? Why, only one wheel steering wheel to drive.

• Oh God quickly make a software in phone to catch my GF's line when ringing and not to make missed calls.

• Telecom minister, stop the SMS reload and make the law as the owner must buy personally the credit and save me from reloading to my lover girl's mobile.