Funny SMS

• ><(((:> This is friedship fish. It need food and water. Put your mobile in water and feed it. So it won't die:-)

• King and Queen used to send message using pigeon, one day a pigeon reached King without message he called the Queen. she replied oh, dear it was a miss call.

• A small boy infront of an ATM, Hi machine give me 20 bucks, why you give only to mom. Pleas help me too, i will return it later.

• Man "My mother in Law is missing". Police "Don't worry we will find her soon".Man "Oh no, make her permanantly lost, don't ever find her.