Funny SMS

• Thugs are holding our lecturers.They want U$$ 4 millions. if not they will burn them alive please donate. i have donated 15 litres of petrol..

• Salvation Army? Do you save girls? "Yes sir". Ok save me a girl for this sunday.

• Women and phones are same. Both to be held and talked too, if u press a wrong button u'll be disconnected!

• God created men and then rested. Then he made women. Now God and the men don't have rest.

• This rabbit is rabbit a rabbit good rabbit way rabbit to rabbit keep rabbit a rabbit idiot rabbit buzy rabbit for rabbit 20 rabbit seconds rabbit! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN rabbit!