Funny SMS

Newly married couple were coming on a motor cycle after a night show.

On the way when he saw two lights far away, he told his wife "see there are two motor cycles are coming parrellel, i am going to pass between them. And he did. The next day he wake up in a hospital and said "stupid, there was a motorcycle rider came in the center with out light".

• Then his wife from the next bed said, "My darling,they were not motocycles, it was a bulldozer, with two head lights and you hit it direct.