Funny SMS

• I love you too much

Because you are not here.

• Bon voyage.
  

Don't come back.

• Dad, I have successfully passed all the subjects of Last year.
  

This year one, has to pass next year.(am failed).

• Dog bark
  

You lack.

• Darling, our car became a three wheeler.
  

One wheel ran away.

• Car for traveling
  

Phone for talking.

Not for SMS

Stop Sending me.

• I love your cards
  Please send me more.

Yes, Reload cards.